Lol dafuq

 

I swear to whichever God is watching me, you're a butthead. So I took a nap, as I am born to do. And I woke up in my step moms synagogue. Only it was apartments and many more floors. And my kids were younger, my youngest just a baby. 

And like wtf. 

So I'm staying there, in someone else's apartment, because of course I am. 

And it's my exes. With multiple of his friends there. Wanting to know why. I was there. And he wouldn't speak until after I found a dead body on the 2nd or 3rd floor, rebuilt into a bar. Except I was the one who should've been dead there because I fell through a window opening. Right? And I go to tell her, and run into more of the tenants of the building, and she's on the first floor and tells me she will send up some police to take care of the issue. 

So I start trudging up the staircase again and I can feel in my bones someone is behind me. And I talk out loud 

I know you're there. Stop doing this. 

I'm trying to go back to the body and then I'll move to a different apartment.

And he steps out of the shadows all weird like and is stoic but soft. I can't explain it. 

Looking like dracula type of shit. 

And I am like oh, there you are. 

I tell him about the body but by the time we get to the right floor, the body is gone but the damage the body did is still there. 

What do we do? He asks me and I take his hand, pulling him back to this massive spiral staircase, up two floors to where the hole is I fell through a while ago. 

Just, trust me. Go in. And he's like lol bitch what? And I said we have to go back. Through that hole. 

And he makes a move like 'after you', and I grumble and take his hand, walking to the edge. 

It won't work unless we both go through this hole dammit. 

And as I woke up, I spidermonkeyed him and we started falling. 

Fuuuuuuuuu

What kinda bizarre ass dream is this? I almost want to go back just so I see where they landed. But like lol what????

Bah. My head is a weirdo. Talked a bit to Griffin thru snap today, we were discussing eyeballs and why they're weird. It was nice. No rush, just kinda chilling. We can engage in normal convos so that's nice. 

Anyhoo. Before the dream disappears, wanted to get it out. 

S